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Sunday, May 16th, 2004
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1:01 am - UPDATE!
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So, this mess about Pettigrew - UNFUNNY. Don't appreciate having a full study night robbed of me, alright, rat? Inconbloodysiderate! Lucky I'm friends with the top witch in the school, Parvati and I have learnt colour coding and it's BRILLIANT. Not only is everything really easy to find, but colour actually helps you remember details better, who'd have thought?! So, yeah. I've been studying till my eyes fall out, it's brutal but I'm really doing it, I can feel it working too. If I'm going to get enough N.E.W.T.s I've got to keep this up. Never thought I'd say this but I'm bloody glad Quidditch is over, now I can really hit the books! Hah, Hermione can't hit me with them if I hit them first! She's my task master and I owe my new RUTHLESS SCHEDULE to her. She doesn't know I'm posting right now instead of sleeping, HAHA but I reckon she'll find out later, won't she? Don't hurt us, Hermione. Such a violent girl!
By the way, I heard some idiots think Lavender's not coming back to classes this year but I can officially say that's NOT TRUE and I know 'cos Lavender informed me of it A THOUSAND TIMES when I was in the wing last week! She's coming back soon but she's got to take all her meals with Pomfrey still and she's got to catch up on a bunch of crap she missed while she couldn't lift a quill! I played sodding MASH with her and Parvati over and over and I KEPT. GETTING. MINISTRY! Lav said to take it as a sign but LAV TAKES SODDING EVERYTHING AS A SIGN.
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| Thursday, April 15th, 2004
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2:58 pm - WTF
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So yesterday the girls and I went to Diagon Alley with Mum, which was annoying, I don't mind saying! Mum told Ginny to pick out what she wants for her birthday THAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING UP THANKS TO THE NOTES LEFT STAPLED ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Also if Hermione and me get stapled together one more time I'll be stapling someone's brains to the wall! Oh, and guess what! When we went to Flourish and Blotts, guess what the saleswizard said. No, really, guess! They're totally sold of out of household pests books and they have hundreds on backorder.
H! O! N! E! S! T! L! Y!!!!!
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH PETTIGREW WITH A LUMP OF MOULDY CHEESE AND A SHOEBOX! Can you believe it?! Everyone's a dark wizard catcher now!
Anyway, we had to go into every other shop so Ginny could find what she wanted. Along the way Hermione bought 34857 things so I had to help carry them all, loads of fun, that was! Since when has Hermione even liked Sneakoscopes anyway?! HMMM. After 80 years Gin picked out some dumb thing at Malkin's and we had to wait around to get her fitted while Mum stopped off to see the twins who were avoiding her wisely. FINALLY we went to Magical Menagerie and GUESS WHAT AGAIN. ALL SOLD OUT OF RATS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
current mood: EVERYONE'S AN IDIOT
current music: that bloody Gladrags advert AGAIN
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| Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
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4:39 pm - EXCURSION, DAY 2!!
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First off, WHY DO WE HAVE TO SPLIT UP TENTS IN GROUPS OF FOUR?! Sure we have bunk beds which means FOUR BEDS ONLY, but someone could sleep on the floor! Harry and I had to BUY SEAMUS DIRTY MAGS JUST TO GET ON WITH THIS WHOLE STUPID THING! Hermione says he's in for it if our tents get inspected! I heard someone, who shall remain nameless so nobody can blame me for getting anyone in trouble!, brought an entire collection of er stuff, is that true?! Speak up! Shifty sixth years are asking for PASSWORDS if you want to know more about it, I mean come on! Someone spill! Also if people don't want to get hexed to bits and toads then they should STOP HAVING STUPID LITTLE SINGALONGS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TAKE NAPS!
For those of you whose parents were smart enough not to sign your permission form, get this! Last night we all had to look for plants IN THE DARK.
Let me repeat that!!
Last night we all had to look for plants IN THE DARK!!!
Apparently we were supposed to find some sort of plant thing that gives off light and heat in the darkness but honestly I think we were all a bit busy trying not to GET OURSELVES KILLED, stumbling around the woods without light is not my idea of productivity, honestly! AND WHO WAS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER?! Me and Parvati thought something was really wrong, you fucks! But no! Turns out it was just some idiot yelling to scare everyone else! Well, GOOD BLOODY JOB, no one found a sodding thing except GUESS WHO. They wouldn't even let us have a lie-in this morning after being up half the night rummaging about looking for stupid glowing plants! AND OF COURSE EXCURSION MULLARKEY HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA AND WELL actually you know, it's a really educational experience, this! Moody's here and he's cool! And everyone's cuddling close, it's chilly you know, it could be worse, it could be sodding thirty degrees out! I don't mind cuddling!!
Sorry you're missing out!!!
current mood:  optimistic
current music: Who's outside singing?! Sounds good, keep it up!
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| Friday, February 20th, 2004
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8:05 pm - No time!
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MORE! HOMEWORK! THAN! EVER! Professors, you do know we have other homework right?
current mood: TWO WEEKS' WORTH
current music: NEWTs aren't for months, come on!
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| Thursday, February 12th, 2004
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5:18 pm - YOUR GOOD DEED KING (AND QUEEN)!!
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Yeah! So like Parkinson said, we've been really busy doing GOOD AND SELFLESS DEEDS. In fact we should win some kind of award, I think!! Not only did we chat up the Fat Lady but we cheered up almost the whole school in one go, how do you like that? Sorry, mates, we handed out the last biscuit to Flitwick, so stop asking me for more!
Right, well, I'm no artist but I did a portrait of Parkinson, you may have seen her painting of ME! Yeah. Here it is, NO LAUGHING ALL RIGHT
( Portrait!! )
PS! SNODGRASS, YOU'RE DEAD!!!
current mood: PRETTY BLOODY CHEERY
current music: Nice hat huh?
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| Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
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11:42 am - SPREADING SWEETNESS MY FOOT!
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PHEW SOMETHING REEKS!
HAHA OH imagine that, it's SNAPE!!!
People are trying to eat and everything smells and tastes of sodding LILAC, couldn't you have waited till after lunch, Professor Black?
Oh well.
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| Sunday, November 30th, 2003
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4:25 pm - HAH! TAKE THAT MALFOY!!!
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| Saturday, September 27th, 2003
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8:38 am - PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE, RIGHT HERE!
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Hullo! Everyone alive? I could see why not since yesterday we had to use SPIDER'S BLOOD in Potions! We had to get it FROM THE SPIDERS! Those Slytherin dog's worms Crabbe and Goyle threw some at me and there was SPIDER BLOOD on my robes!! What if I didn't get it all out and other spiders see it and get attracted to it like the sneaky bastards they are!! I'm never wearing those robes again, hear you me! Anyway after that we had Gryffindor Quidditch tryouts and guess who tried out, huh? MY BABY SISTER, that's who! Oh and some other people, but Ginny tried out and she kicked everyone else in the dirt! Ha! Well I mean, not really, she didn't actually kick them in the dirt or anything but she was really wicked. Evan hasn't said who's made team yet because he's a lazy sod or else he's trying to figure out where Ginny would do best, maybe he's having trouble deciding, but anyway, Ginny's going to be on the team, I know it! MY SISTER THE QUIDDITCH STAR! It'll be Quidditch cup for us again this year! I hope Evan doesn't cry again. That was really uncalled for, sorry mate.
You know who's weird? Seamus Finnigan! He goes and buys all these uh....magazines with women in them, and then he gets all pissed off when we go through them! Honestly, what are magazines good for if you're not allowed to turn the pages or breathe on them in case you smear the ink? He said my fingers were too dirty! Then I thought he was going to cry or something when he found out I licked my thumb to change the pages. How else am I supposed to get them apart? What a weird bloke! Now he's hid them which is suspicious if you ask me. I wonder if Seamus is secretly straight or something and trying to hide it, haha.
ANYWAY I've got to go find my Cannons robes so I can wear them while I listen to the match. GO CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
current mood:  excited
current music: do you hear me??? NEVER. AGAIN!
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| Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003
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10:48 pm - ONE LAST TIME, PEOPLE
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Honestly people, it's not like Harry and I were late for classes, we made it to the Feast for sod's sake! Look here, we've got POTIONS on our first day back with the SLYTHERINS. BLOODY POTIONS WITH BLOODY SLYTHERINS FIRST BLOODY THING ON BLOODY TUESDAY!!! Whoever wrote the class schedules didn't have a very good time in summer, did he! I mean really! FORGIVE ME if I don't feel like answering the same SODDING questions over and over again in between all that!!
Alright then listen here, one last time! We didn't mean to block up the barrier at the platform okay?! We OVERSLEPT, simple as that!!! I don't think Harry was ever planning to wake up when he's in his flat because he doesn't have a clock in there. Harry can usually remain asleep even if you roll him off the bed unless he's having nightmares, just so you know why we ended up late. We owled mum to wake us up in the morning with Errol but we forgot to open the window for him so by the time we're awake, the train's almost left. So! We thought it best to just Apparate right into the train, except we ended up stuck in the barrier wall.
You heard right! STUCK in the bloody WALL! With only our heads outside but good thing that, don't really fancy dying on our first day back. So there we were STUCK IN THE WALL and no one could see us because everyone was IN THE TRAIN and then THE TRAIN LEAVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!! We weren't LATE, we got ABANDONED!! We were stuck there for about ten minutes or so and then something somehow shoved us out of the barrier, it was as if someone was pushing us out from the other side. Harry reckoned the only way we'll get to Hogwarts in time was to take the Knight Bus, so we did! We reached when the bloody Feast ended so we starved to death in the sodding night. End of story!! Happy now?!
CANNONS VS TORNADOES ON 10TH SEPTEMBER!!! WE HAVE TICKETS, HARRY!!! DAD GOT THEM FOR US!! NOW WE HAVE TO GET PERMISSION TO GO SINCE IT'S A WEEKDAY BUT IF THEY DON'T ALLOW US I'M BLOODY DROPPING OUT, HEAR YOU ME!!!
current mood:  exhausted
current music: TAKE NOTES IF YOU BLOODY MUST
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| Sunday, August 31st, 2003
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2:09 pm - I'M YOUR APPARATION KING!!!
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PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! At Harry's flat now! He came for dinner with us last night, Perce and I were almost late for it because Percy HAD to go home and change his shoes. I didn't even throw up that much on them! Honestly Perce! But!! GOOD THING WE CAN APPARATE EH? Ha hah! I'M NEVER BLOODY WALKING AGAIN, EVER!!! AND! I can play one-person chess now! Harry's trying to play one-person Exploding Snaps right now but you've got to be really fast. Besides there's no way to really win there, is there! Well practice makes perfect, I say! We're running out of food in here. Lucky we ate more than enough during dinner last night but we've got to think of something for lunch. Harry says he'll be too weak to run through the barrier at the platform tomorrow if he can't have food soon. I offered to Apparate to the kitchen to bake muffins but he reckons it's best if we send up red sparks to Hermione. HERMIONE WE'RE HUNGRY!! He's writing an owl to her now, brilliant! I'll Apparate and find Pig to send it off!
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current music: popping
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| Sunday, June 15th, 2003
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2:52 pm - DIDN'T I TELL YOU? SLYTHERINS DROOL!!!
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Good day everyone? Sorry about the short post last night but I had to run back to the all night celebration. Yup, you heard right! Celebration! BECAUSE WE WON!!! GRYFFINDOR WON THE MATCH!!! Not only that! We won the QUIDDITCH CUP!!! ABOUT TIME TOO, I SAY!!! Besides, it's only right that WE won instead of THEM when THEY were playing dirty throughout the game, there were at least 400 fouls by them all night! SODDING CHEATERS SERVES YOU RIGHT! HAH!
The match started after dinner no thanks to COLIN CREEVEY who had to give birth to a bloody car right in the middle of the Qudditch pitch for no reason whatsoever. Now really! What the hell did he have to do that for?! Mind you, it was his BROTHER who told on him to Professor McGonagall. Honestly, does he have ANY friends at all?! But anyway, it was starting to get a bit dark when we started the game and it was pitch black by the time it ended which was rather annoying but hey, WE WON!!!
2 minutes into the game, I saw Bysmal from Slytherin waving something with wings in her hand so I flew towards her and oh no! She got the Snitch! Can you believe that!? So I got into a fistfight with her for it, only Seekers are suppose to touch the Snitch!!! What the bloody hell was she thinking?! Not very clever IS SHE!! And she started swearing at me and throwing punches everywhere, good thing I was too fast for her fist and I pulled her hair until she let go of the Snitch, ha! Mind you, she may be a girl but she was VICIOUS and it was a BLOODY FOUL so it's not like I bullied her or anything! Then I flew quickly to Harry and gave the Snitch to him but for some STUPID reason they said it wasn't counted so we had to start the game over.
HONESTLY PEOPLE HOW IS THAT FAIR?!
But never mind that, when we started playing again, that weird new Slytherin Beater who looks just like Bulstrode which is really creepy started bumphing, and she did it about SIX TIMES so the game kept having to bloody restart, is she bloody FIVE?! How unprofessional can they be really?! Ginny and Hermione were watching the match! They could've gotten hurt! Lucky dad was with them so I wasn't that worried but STILL! It was getting really dark and SOME people would like to win the game fast and celebrate you know!!!
NOT ONLY THAT!! The Slytherin players were blagging all over the place WHY THE SOD ARE THEY ALLOWED TO PLAY QUIDDITCH?!?! Haydt flew ACROSS THE PITCH just to tug on the end of my broom to stop me from defending my hoops so I kicked her in the face and she pretended her teeth fell out so SOMEHOW I GOT FOULED AS WELL THANKS A LOT HAYDT IN CASE NO ONE TOLD YOU, KEEPERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE BLOODY SODDING HELL SLYTHERIN!!!
AS I WAS SAYING! Well, it started to get really dark at some point so Abigail and Benjamin took out those Muggle Touch Lights (don't ask me why they're called that, dad!!!) and started shining them around so they can look out for Buldgers easily. The lights were sort of distracting but I must say that is a bloody wicked idea so I don't know why they got fouled for that. How can that be compared to the fouls the Slytherins were committing?! NO JUSTIC, I'M TELLING YOU! But! I managed to knock DRACO MALFOY off his broom!! HA HA!
What happened was that I saw him flying pretty near to the ground so I flew down as well to see what the hell he was up to and it was too dark to see how near I was so I slammed right into him and he rolled off his broom and fell! Ha ha ha! It's not my fault HE couldn't fly properly, I didn't fall off MY broom DID I!!! But OF COURSE he had to start screaming bloody murder so I got a foul because of that, LYING SACK OF SHIT!!! And THEN!!! When he flew up again, he was on TWO BROOMS! I was wondering why he started flying so fast but NATURALLY HE WAS CHEATING!! TWO SODDING BROOMS!!! HONESTLY MALFOY! You think NO ONE would notice that?!?! YOU DESERVED MORE THAN ONE FOUL FOR THAT, YOU SODDING SOD OF A MORON!!!
I guess the Slytherin Chasers started feeling LEFT OUT of the fouls so that started haversacking which was actually kind of fun because I got to yell FOUL!!!!! about 400 times, ha! Only, some of the haversacking went unnoticed and they managed to score a few pathetic goals so Evan got really mad and yelled at Natalie and Darryl to do the same and THEY DID!! It was BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! Then all of a sudden there were bits of shiny things everywhere and it was really hard to see through all that mess, some of us swallowed mouthfuls of those as well, good thing it wasn't poisonous!!!
Well turns out it was BULSTRODE to blame, BIG SURPRISE THERE!!! She was throwing shiny confetti paper everywhere to distract us and she also threw Galleons in Harry's direction whenever she flew near him I SWEAR SLYTHERINS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM QUIDDITCH FOR THE REST OF THEIR BLOODY SAD LIVES BUT AS USUAL NOBODY LISTENS TO RON!!! Then when the scores were Gryffindor 180, Slytherin 200 (the scores were so high because of those bloody penalties) Malfoy started Wronski Feinting and I nearly had a bloody heart attack thinking he spotted the Snitch before Harry but I saw Harry flying after Malfoy at first and then turning suddenly to fly off really fast in a different direction and there was the Snitch!!!!
HARRY SPOTTED IT!!! THE REAL SNITCH!!! MALFOY REALISED IT TOO LATE AND TRIED TO REVERSE AFTER HARRY BUT AGAIN, TOO LATE!!!! HAH!!! HARRY CAUGHT THE SNITCH!!!!!! GO HARRY I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!! AND WE WON!!!!! WE BLOODY WON!!!!!!! Gryffindor 330, SLytherin 200!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY POINTS!!! GRYFFINDOR!!!
Evans started sobbing like a girl when the match was announced over and as we were flying to the ground the new Slytherin Beater produced an AXE out of nowhere and started going after Bulstrode with it which was HILARIOUS!! And then she threw the axe at her and Bulstrode's broom got chopped into two and she fell!!! HA HA HA! I don't know what happened after that because WHO CARES!!! BEST MATCH EVER!!!! 330!!!! Now I'm off to eat more of the leftover party food from last night, ha!!
WELL DONE GRYFFINDORS, QUIDDITCH CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!
current mood: CHAMPIONS
current music: OH AND, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!!!
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| Saturday, June 14th, 2003
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1:16 pm - SODDING
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WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT THERE, FRESHENING THE AIR?! What do we need the pitch for anyway?! We FLY IN THE AIR! That's why it's called flying and not sweeping! Not like we'll be out there trying to scuttle on the grass on our brooms!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT MUD, HUH?! OKAY BESIDES MALFOY, I MEAN REALLY!
Some sod let some stupid car on the pitch and we were all standing in queue outside the pitch and Evan was about to throw this really great hex on Yellowback and then DAD! DAD! OUR CAR CAME BACK! SEE MUM I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T LOSE IT!!! Some sod let another car on the pitch and OUR ANGLIA CAME OUT OF THE FOREST and right onto the pitch!!!! It kept flashing its blinkers and the windscreen was all mudded up but I think it fancied the other car!! Stupid thing must've been talking to George or something because they both started driving around and tore the whole bloody pitch up!! Then they coasted back into the Forbidden Forest! WITHOUT EVEN CLEANING UP AFTER THEMSELVES! Honestly, is no one polite anymore?!?
BUT! WHY! DO! WE! HAVE! TO! P! O! S! T! P! O! N! E!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT DINNER? CAN'T WE JUST PLAY NOW?! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SODDING AIR!!!!!!! I THINK SOMEONE'S MAKING A BIG MISTAKE, no one's going to get hurt!! UNLESS THE SLYTHERINS USE THE MUD TO CHEAT, I BET THEY WOULD, I'M JUST WAITING FOR MALFOY TO START SAYING THE WHOLE THING HAS TO BE POSTPONED TILL NEXT TERM BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID KNEECAP WHICH! BY THE WAY! IS HEALED! JUST FOR THE RECORD!
WHOEVER PUT THAT CAR ON THERE IS GOING TO PAY UNTIL THEY'VE PAID IT ALL AND THEN YOU'LL PAY SOME MORE UNTIL YOU'RE PAYING TILL YOU'RE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE, HEAR YOU ME!
current mood:  pissed off
current music: LIKE WE USE THE GRASS ANYWAY!
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| Friday, June 6th, 2003
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5:19 pm - I've got HARRY POTTER socks!
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That Colin moron dumped a whole bunch of HARRY POTTER merchandise on Harry's bed yesterday so we spent a long time going through them. Did you know there are HARRY POTTER mirrors?! They talk, too! In Harry's voice! It's rather creepy really, we burnt most of them while we had a long chat about things and nearly caused a fire in the room, ha! And there are HARRY POTTER storybooks! With rather strange storylines, one of them had Harry as a Muggle pirate (I think they're blind in one eye and lives in the sea or something, Hermione told me to look it up in a book but I don't bloody think so!!)...these people have too much sodding time on their hands if you ask me!!!
Harry let me keep some of the stuff, like the socks and the action figures- those are wicked! One of them starts flying if you say "Catch the Snitch, Harry Potter!" and it flew and hit Harry on the head which was brililant! Though he didn't think so, ha ha! But the action figures are way too tall, I mean, they are taller than my CANNONS action figures and Harry's sort of gnomish (no offence, mate!), they don't really know Harry well, do they?! Still, it must be cool to have your own action figures and I can give them to relatives as Christmas presents this year!! I kept some of the books as well, besides two of them's got my name in it as Harry's best friend, kind of strange seeing my name in books but pretty darn cool!
Bloody hell is Dean STILL going on about Seamus?! He's been running around like a madman trying to apologise to Seamus and he hasn't showered in sodding DAYS! You'd think he'd try and wash out all that drawings all over him by that weird Boot person but no no, he keeps trying to hide them but Dean, there's a bloody HORSE on your FACE, mate! Go shower, already!! I don't see why he's apologising for anyway, Seamus's CLEARLY got his own friend to play with, what's the big problem here?! I mean, honestly! Well I'm not going to say anything in case people start asking me to delete my comments again and nobody ever listens to Ron anyway, but really, everyone's gone bloody mental! MAD, I'm telling you!! Like CHO for one! What's she thinking trying to give up Quidditch?? It's QUIDDITCH!! You can't just give up on QUIDDITCH!! If she loses the match against SLYTHERINS tomorrow, I'll chop off her feet and replace her eyes with them, I'm not sodding kidding!!!
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current music: GO RAVENCLAW!
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| Sunday, May 25th, 2003
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6:41 pm - UNBLOODYBELIEVABLE!!!
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WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! WAS HE EVEN THINKING?! I BLOODY THINK NOT!!! HOW CAN MALONEY JUST WALK AWAY FROM THE CANNONS, HUH? AND WHY ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!? What's he going to do over in Figillegllicajsdf;asd whatever the SOD it is, WHO WANTS TO GO TO A PLACE THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SPELL?! But wherever it is it's in Italy and you know Italy NEVER!!! makes it to the Cup!!! Besides, he was only in the Cannons for A YEAR! ONE YEAR! ONLY TWELVE MONTHS!! He can't just leave!!! Best Seeker they ever had and I still have my Maloney ears and my Maloney gloves!!!
Look at it!! You'd think that would mean a little something but no no, NO ONE'S BLOODY DOING ANYTHING! NOBODY LISTENS TO RON! THEY CAN'T JUST LET HIM LEAVE!!! WHO THE BLOODY SOD CARES ABOUT THE ITALIAN SERIES? I'M NOT ITALIAN! I HARDLY EVEN EAT PASTA AND THEY EAT EVERYTHING WITH TOMATOES! WHO DOES THAT?! HONESTLY!! I told Harry to go to Italy this summer and talk some sense into him, between Seekers you know, and stupid Landgreen kept saying I was being an idiot. HOW BIG CAN A VILLAGE BE?! Harry'll recognise him, he's rather hard to miss with those ears really. HARRY, GO TO ITALY AND TELL HIM TO COME BACK TO THE CANNONS, HE'LL COME AROUND!! THE CANNONS' FATE LIES IN YOUR HANDS NOW!!!
Ugh! Morons! All of them!
Dean, I'll meet you in the common room at around half-seven to help you scatter more papers and paint around if you're still there, yeah??
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current music: C A N N O N S ! ! !
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| Saturday, April 26th, 2003
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2:02 pm - Harry's okay!
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Don't worry you lot, Harry's fine, he deleted his journal because this journal thing is a stupid idea anyway, I didn't even know you could delete it! Maybe I should too, nothing but trouble really this thing.
That Malfoy git threw a bunch of metal sticks on our table at breakfast today for no bloody reason whatsoever and left, I wanted to whack him with them but Hermione and Ginny stepped on my feet for no bloody reason also, what the hell was that for?! I heard he went back home, GOOD RIDDANCE I SAY! Honestly!
Harry ate an egg and half a muffin today, said he wasn't hungry but at least he's eating. I asked Hermione to get some snacks from Dobby but she kept shoving spew buttons at me, you'd think she'd have at least changed the club name! So I have to go to the kitchen myself now, bloody hell.
2.30pm
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Ginny and Cho came over to try and drag Harry out to go flying but Harry said he's tired so we're sitting here faking deaths for the bloody Trelawney.
3.30pm
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Harry ate 2 scones for lunch so all's good, he's playing with a giant purple stapler dad owled him today. Mum! Make dad stop giving people staplers!!
4.00pm
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Playing chess!
4:15pm
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Harry won!
current mood:  okay
current music: Oi Cho! Your Quidditch mags are still with me, don't panic!
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| Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
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10:05 pm - PEACE AND QUIET!
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I think I've gone deaf, the house is all quiet! Easter's over and I'm still alive! Everyone's packing and getting ready to go back to Hogwarts- CHO! IF YOU FORGET THAT THING YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FORGET I'LL STAPLE YOUR INSIDES TO YOUR OUTSIDES, HEAR YOU ME!! I'm updating from the kitchen because mum is here so dad won't dare to fight me for the bloody computer OR DUCT TAPE MY ROOM'S DOOR! >:o yourself, dad! Mum's packing lunch for all of us and I've got some special IMPORTED magazine paper ready to wrap my sandwiches, ha ha!
Professor Lupin floo'd by for dinner last night and Charlie pretty much threw me up the roof to have a talk. Why the sod is everyone trying to "have a word" with me?! And it's never A WORD! Charlie's A sodding WORD lasted for half a day and it was really more like A PARAGRAPH, then Professor Lupin wanted ANOTHER WORD with me last night but at least he didn't throw gnomes at me. Next time somebody wants A WORD with me, I'm bloody CHARGING A FEE!!
Ginny's all cranky with me because she thought I forgot her birthday, hah! CHO, DON'T FORGET THAT THING! Oh no, speak of the curlface, she's here, got to run!
current mood: okay
current music: If Percy asks, I didn't do it!
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| Friday, April 18th, 2003
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10:24 pm - Home!
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And outnumbered! Dad and I are the only males in the whole house, it's really not something I want to get used to, and dad keeps showing me his Muggle staples collection. Apparently they come in different sizes so OF COURSE he had to have all of them and he's been going around with the biggest one snapping our clothes together. I got stuck to Hermione's blouse for about a year before I got the sodding metal rod out. THANKS DAD. Yeah, Hermione is here. THANKS MUM. Everyone thought it was very funny but IT'S REALLY NOT, Cho said I left my sense of humour back in Hogwarts, IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BACK FOR IT? THIS IS A SODDING NIGHTMARE!
What do I have to do to eat my stew in peace around here?! They haven't stopped giggling since they got on the train, what is so bloody funny?! At least my stew won't get stolen this time, hah! Stupid, rotten, robbing piece of crap, that rat Malfoy, even his father thinks he's an idiot but since some people want to be his friend I guess it makes everything okay huh NEVER MIND that he's a scum, was a scum, will always be a scum AND DID I MENTION THAT WAS MY STEW AND MY GRINGOTTS HE STOLE?!
I'm beginning to think Trelawney may be right about this whole bad karma crap, partnered with DRACO MALFOY for a trip to MUGGLE LONDON and the Minstry where MY DAD WORKS. Might as well let SNAPE be the head of Gryffindor, honestly! That idiot managed to "misplace" the whole school and started to stalk my stew. Why does he need so much food anyway, he's only 3 feet tall! But no no, he had STUPIDLY snatch for my sack that dad made me collect for Ginny and it tore and all the girly things went flying. You know the absorbent monthly girly things?! IDIOT!!
SO THEN. He took out his wand and threatened to hex my stew. His wand! IN MUGGLE LONDON!! I had to loudly announce that he's a retarded kid who likes to play with sticks, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT SOD REALLY?! Finally I had to go to a store to ask for directions since he can't even bloody remember what the Tube is called so I left him out on the streets alone to get eaten by helicopters. SADLY HE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN I CAME BACK, there is no justice, NONE!!!
I had to buy something in the store before they'd tell me where the bloody Tube station is so I bought the cheapest thing there, a lottery ticket they call it - some card that I've to scratch, it's kind of complicated but anyway, I scratched and I WON GRINGOTTS!! AND THEN HE STOLE IT!! WITH MAGIC!!!! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC!!!! AND TOOK MY STEW TOO!!!!!! It's sodding unfair that he got to keep most of the money FOR A DEAD OWL THAT I BET IS REALLY GLAD I KILLED IT BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR BLOODY RIGHT MIND WANTS TO WORK FOR THE MALFOYS EVEN IF ITS AN OWL?!
WHY ARE THEY STILL GIGGLING?! Dad is talking to them about sleeping arrangements now. Cho had better not be sleeping in Ginny's room BECAUSE!!! And I swear on Merlin's grave if I hear giggles through the night I'll hex them both into little confetti pieces to throw at Sirius and Professor Lupin's wedding, HEAR YOU ME!!!
Wonder if Professor Lupin is okay now.. Glad the werewolf classes are over, it was brilliant stuff but having to partner for the assignments is just stupid. The transformation last night was wicked cool, don't know why some people freaked the hell out, it's just Professor Lupin, what's the worst that can happen?! Sirius was there and it was a lot like the first time I saw the transformation, yeah, louder I guess, must be painful. Good man, that one.
Oh time for supper! Can't wait for Charlie to come home tomorrow, 3 guys against 400 girls is better than just me and dad, I say!!
current mood: irritated
current music: GIGGLING, WHAT ELSE
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| Friday, April 11th, 2003
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12:41 am
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Oh look, I've got two tickets to a Quidditch match this weekend, I shall go ask if PROFESSOR SNAPE is free to go with me! Never mind that he's PROFESSOR SNAPE, SURELY he's the best person to ask!
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| Friday, April 4th, 2003
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9:34 pm - Where did Pig go??
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I think there should be an award for having the most detentions in a year because, trust me that will be one award with my name already written on it!! Honestly! I've got another detention with Professor Lupin this Saturday plus all the other detentions I owe the rest of the world, and they expect me to find the time to do revision!! What do they think I am?! Hermione?! I think not! Speaking of Hermione, she said she's not talking to me until I grow up and stop being a stubborn git. A stubborn git, eh! Well, DON'T HOLD YOUR BLOODY BOOK BREATH because with all the detentions I've got to serve I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO GROW UP!!!
Well actually this Saturday's detention is sort of my fault. I- er, Seamus and I decided to switch partners for the Werewolf classes and I figured since Professor Lupin is so busy with the wedding, I mean, everytime I see him he's muttering something under gis breath. At first I thought he was memorising a spell or something, but today I realised he's been mumbling "shiny cake server". Yeah, can't really blame me for thinking he wouldn't notice us switching partners, can you! And I knew it's more fun for best friends to partner together for classes like in Divina- it was my fault, really. I hope Professor Lupin doesn't stay too mad at me and feed me to dragons for detention...
You know, it's actually all the Slytherins fault because Seamus' partner is some Zabini thing from Slytherin and it never bloody showed up! If it did, Professor Lupin wouldn't have noticed I'm partnerless! Bastard Slytherins! Only they can decide not to attend classes and not get dententions because the day their FAIR AND JUST house head give them detentions is the day I paint myself maroon! Now really! That Bulstrode is going around hexing bits off the wall off every corner in the castle and no one is doing anything about it! Has everyone gone blind?!
Oh what the hell. Ginny is coming back to the Gryffindor dorms tomorrow! Oi, Colin, want to play a round of Snaps? Got to brush up my skills for the rematch with Gin tomorrow, hah!
current mood: tired
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| Monday, March 31st, 2003
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9:44 am
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Lovely weekend, everyone? I had a brilliant time myself, it’s rather amazing the things you can do when you don’t have to wait around for friends or have to all agree on what to do and crap like that! I had all the time in the world to owl mum an autobiography of myself since she’s always complaining about how we don’t even realise she still exists anymore even though she gave birth to the basketful of us! Woman’s a bit paranoid, if you ask me. I think my letter will keep her busy for a year or two so I bet my right foot she won’t have the time to come to Hogwarts to speak to Dumbledore, really!
I owled Percy as well, for some references on Grottle’s contribution to economic stability in the Wizarding world to add to my essay. See the amount of school work I can do when there are no distractions! It’s brilliant, really! I nearly had a heart attack when Percy actually replied my owl- You’d think he’d be happy to have the permission to bore me to death with school talk but no, no, he didn’t have anything nice or useful to bloody say (what a surprise!), in fact he had to remind me that he’s still not talking to me in the dumb letter of his. What a retard! So I burnt it and roasted BogBellows over the fire for lunch. Yum!
Lucky for me, I have other brothers who are sane, like Fred and George, who owled me an English-Mandarin dictionary and a “self-performing Chill Out Charm which activates on contact with the dictionary”, not that I need to chill out or anything, those jokers. 去你妈的, 王八蛋! Woah.
Well, I would go to the library to do my own sodding research but the last time I was there, I nearly got paper-cut to death by a gigantic and very old book, thanks to someone who practically lives in the Merlin-forsaken library. Who needs the stinking library anyway! I managed to get my essay done eventually because I remembered Professor Vector saying I can go to her office anytime, ha! If there were a Best Professor Award, that one is getting my vote for sure!
I’m starting to think I should’ve taken Arithmacy instead of Divination after all. Is it too late to switch over? Professor Vector is plain wicked, whereas the only thing Trelawney ever said to me was that my death saddens her and she doesn’t want to be me, honestly. Good thing it’s so easy to pass her class, my friends and I are getting real good at pulling gruesome death predictions out of thick incense-scented air! I made up a truly brilliant one today that is sure to bring tears to that old bat’s eyes and I showed it to Seamus and Dean. Too bad they didn’t get the joke, Har- it wasn’t that funny anyway.
Anyway, as I was saying, not only did Professor Vector help me with my essay references, she listened to all the most up-to-date Quidditch strategies and news I read in the latest Quidditch Monthly for bloody ages! I’d have stayed another hour or two to tell her about the inside story I heard about Claiborne’s contract with the Magpies if Professor Vector didn’t suddenly have a bad toothache and had to run to the hospital wing. Oh well.
I decided to be nice and pay Moaning Myrtle a visit because she’s always complaining about being all alone in that soggy toilet so I thought I’ll just go and sit on the wet floor for a bit since it must be pretty lonely for her to have no friends to talk to. But the second I stepped into the bathroom, she started yelling bloody murder, “It’s you!” and splashed a toilet bowlful of water all over me! Now really! What the HELL was that for?! I threw a Chocolate Frog card at her and left, but at least I managed to aim right through her glasses this time, hah!
Oh! Almost forgot to mention, I made a couple of new friends today! During dinnertime, I went over to the Hufflepuff table for a change of scenery, you know, anything new is always more interesting, eh? Madley, Whitby and Cauldwell, all in their 3rd year, must be really exciting… I sure remember my 3rd year, that was when I got stuck with the most annoying owl on earth! Cauldwell and Madley are both taking Divination so I gave them tips on how to die, and Whitby is Muggle born so he was telling me about pretty much everything ever invented by Muggles, it was almost like reading Muggles: A History, hah. I think I’ll sit with them again for breakfast tomorrow.
Served my detention with Professor Lupin but he looked like he’s about to keel over and die or something. Reckon the Slytherins are being jackasses during detentions with him as always. He had bits of ribbons stuck in his hair and he didn’t say a word to me, other than muttering different cake names to himself. Uh, don’t look at me, I think he’s gone off the deep end. Also, he gave me a cage of something to feed, I have no bloody idea what they are but they sort of look like cats but with flappy ears and feathers around their tails. Rather cute actually, I picked out a couple of shed feathers and gave them to Soblessa because girls like her dorm mates seem to like making cards with things like that.
It was a pretty quick detention so I went to look for Professor Snape since I reckon I probably owe him a detention or something. I fed Mrs Norris some of the left over food from Professor Lupin’s cats-with-flappy-ears-and-feathery-tails under a willow tree near the lake for a while but Filch caught me and accused me of trying to poison her, honestly! Ended up having to clean the toilets in the castle AGAIN, like I’ve nothing better to do! No point in being nice and taking care of others these days, is there!
Snape kept me for bloody hours in the dungeon, separating left eyeballs and right eyeballs of 3-legged salamanders into 400 sodding potion bottles and he didn’t even tell me what the detention was for! How rude! I was knackered at this point but I couldn’t sleep for some reason so I made Colin play chess with me again. He kept covering his ears throughout the game, a bit mental, isn’t he. I played Snaps with him, too, and I tried to let him win but he’s kind of pathetic at it, unlike-
Anyway, I’m really tired now and I just got back from Dumbledore’s office and it is way past bedtime so everyone should be asleep by now. Time for bed! So yeah, I had a bloody wicked weekend and I hope everyone did too!!
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